Almost got into a punch up!!
Some people have been bitching and moaning, saying that i haven't updated my blog and that i'm not consistant, and that i'm a lazy bastard - well guess what? I AM A LAZY DRUNK BASTARD YOU COCKS! However, i do apologize for the extremely stale content: my first week in Bali has took a toll on my ability to write (not that i have any at all to begin with) what with all the $1.50 beers. Well here you go folks - an update from me to you (especailly you Totem you pua puki).
This particular entry is quite an interesting one, cos i almost got into a punch up with a psyhotic local.
On my third day in Bali, i decided to chill out by the remote beaches of Belangan (southern tip of Bali and extremely beautiful). It was a contrast to the crowded beaches of Kuta, and Suzie took the opportunity to sunbathe topless - i wasn't to pleased but didn't really voice my concerns. Instead, i decided to feast my eyes on other topless chicks. Unfortunately, to my dismay, all i saw were mammaries that resembled preserved whole papayas - not very refreshing i must say.
Anyway back to the story. I was walking back to my vehicle (see pic of my trusty steed - eat your heart out Chop Shop Cock, you know who you are. At least i get to ride along the beach during sunset with a beer in the basket, so screw your harley) at the end of the day, tanked up with beer, stumbling slightly, and very grumpy after all the visual display of rotting fruits on the beach. As i was walking, this muthafucka eyeballed me with a "fuck-you-dickhead" kinda look.
Obviously, i was ticked off. He then proceeded to make a little noise, as if mumbling under his breath. That was the breaking point for me - i turned around and hurled vulgarities. "Fuck you pussy asshole" to be precise. The dude went ballistic and lunged towards me with full force.
Then i noticed the strangest thing: the muthafucka was chained to a tree like some wild animal. WTF right??!
But being the composed person that i am, i realized that i am on a bloody holiday and it's really gonna be a pain in the Ahole explaining to the cops that i beat a guy up while he was tied to a tree, or worse, if i had to spend the rest of the trip nursing a bitten ear. I walked. I was the bigger person that day (although i'm certain i could have taken him down).
But even in my drunk state, i still managed to capture a shot of the mad fuck: http://shw.fotopages.com/11811237.html
I so promise that the next entry will be something of more substance.